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Summer Olympics Hottie Lolo Jones Makes US Bobsled Team
Olympic Hottie Lolo Jones has sadly so far fallen short in her quest to win a medal but she has a new avenue towards Olympic glory, the Winter Games. Only three weeks into trying the bobsled, Jones...
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Metta World Peace Stars in Nancy Grace's Made-for-TV Lifetime Movie
When you think of high-quality cinematic entertainment only two names come to mind: Nancy Grace and Ron Artest Metta World Peace. Film afficianados everywhere are chomping at the bit to see The...
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Romanians Prove to be Master Baiters, Win Angling Championships
The sports world has been rocked with a doping case that may have long-lasting ramifications. No, I'm not referring to Lance Armstrong being stripped of his titles, (boooorrrriiinnng) but rather the...
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An Office/76'ers Doppelganger: Andrew Bynum and Craig Robinson
The big offseason acquisition for the Philadelphia 76'ers, Andrew Bynum is bringing his personal brand of immaturity and oft-injured basketball to the City of Brotherly Love. Currently nursing a sore...
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Bulls Waive Jaric, Is This the End of the Adriana Lima NBA Era?
Potentially TERRIBLE news in the NBA came out on Wednesday: the Chicago Bulls waived backup guard Marko Jaric. This news isn't in itself bad, he's a pretty mediocre basketball player, but because of...
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And We're BACK!
Hey gang, sorry about the lack of posting recently, ironically, my Brooklyn headquarters was just fine throughout super storm Sandy; alas, my computer thought it an appropriate time to completely die...
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Jerry Jones Gets Locked Out of Cowboys Locker Room
As if the Dallas Cowboys' 19-13 loss to the Falcons wasn't bad enough, team owner Jerry Jones found himself an even bigger story after the game. First Jones told reporters that a performance like that...
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High Schooler Returns Missed FG 109.9 Yards
Under the Friday Night Lights of Texas football the Edinburg North Cougars took on the Sharyland Rattlers in a battle for South Texas supremacy. Edinburg North attempted a 44 yard field goal during...
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Peyton and Colorado Both Celebrate 420
On Sunday, Denver Broncos quarterback Peyton Manning threw his 420th touchdown pass, moving him into second place behind only Dan Marino for the most all-time. Earlier in the week on Election Day,...
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CFL QB Gets a Brutal Ankle Injury
The manner in which the human body is formed allows for certain joints and appendages to move or rotate within specific, tight parameters. When said appendages are forced in a direction beyond a...
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Von Miller Can Dance If He Wants To, Shows Off His Safety Dance
Denver Broncos stud defensive player Von Miller was excited when his team took down Carolina Panthers QB Cam Newton for a safety on Sunday, showing off his version of the Safety Dance. Take THAT Men...
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The Best Reaction to a Gatorade Bath EVER
When the Toronto Argonauts defeated the Edmonton Eskimos on Sunday to advance one step closer to the famed CFL Grey Cup you would think that first-year coach Scott Milanovich would be quite excited...
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Bills Fan Sues Team for Sending Him "Excessive" (Three) Text Messages
If you're a strict literalist, Buffalo Bills fan Jerry Wojcik is your man. After signing up for a text-messaging service from the team that was supposed to send 5 messages a week, Wojcik found himself...
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Random Cyclist Leads Race Runners Off Course
The people of England are an orderly sort; if they see a queue they'll blindly line up, even if they have no idea what about what it is they are lining up for in the first place. Showing off their best...
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Mariano Rivera Throws...for a Cologne Commercial
Yankee closer extraordinaire Mariano Rivera is progressing in his rehab from a knee injury to the point where he has begun a throwing program. What better way to highlight that progress than by...
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Chiefs Fan's Obit Blames Team for His Death
The Kansas City Chiefs' play on the field leaves much to be desired but who knew that rooting for the team was deadly? That was the case for one Loren "Sam" Lickteig whose recent obitiuary cast some...
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Shock Claim: Sex Toy Sales in Canada are UP Thanks to NHL Lockout
With the NHL lockout approaching its 640th month it is now time for responsible journalists to look for new storylines, new ways the lockout has impacted the lives of fans everywhere. That's how we...
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Long Drive Champ Destroys Simulator with a Tee Shot
Golfer Jamie Sadlowski can flat-out crush the ball, having won multiple long drive competitions with a personal best of 455 yards—that's like, REALLY far. He stopped by the Golf Channel recently to...
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Handballer Gets a Kiss So He Shoves Opponent and Takes Off His Shorts
Handball is, obviously, a fiery sport full of passion. In Italy, a country also known for its citizens occassionally being overly passionate, that reputation was only enhanced following a match when...
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Larry the Cable Guy is Touring America Looking for Heartburn Inducing Foods
In our constant quest to let you know what Larry the Cable Guy is up to, it is an honor to let you all know that he has been touring the country looking for the wildest flavors in America. That...
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